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Dean: Dude they're like miny philly cheese steaks, they're delicious!... want one?

Sam and Dean are the best characters ever, I am literally addicted to the show.

Best lines by far is when Sam accuses Dean of messing his computer up and Dean gives him the best expression ever then walks away:

s: dude, were you on my computer?
d: no...
s: really? because its frozen now...
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My fave line is when they boys are in hollywood.

Tourguide: And here is the set of Star Hollows, where Gilmore Girls is filmed. If we're lucky, we might spot one of its stars.
Sam: (Looking around nervously) Uh, lets go.

There are so many good lines on Supernatural though, its by far the best show for awesome quotes.

Dean-"Show your face you Bitch!"

CDR-"Oh Easy Sugar You'll wake the neighbors"

THATS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE!

There are too many to choose from, but here are a few of my favourites.

Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: Wait…… there's no such thing as unicorns?
Dean: that’s cute.

Dean:[Looking at the haunted hotel] We might even run into Fred and Daphne inside. Mmmm... Daphne. Love her!

Dean:[after a nice cop says okie dokie] I like him, he says okie dokie.

Missoui: Boy if you put that foot on my table I’ll whack you with a spoon!
Dean: I didn’t do anything!
Missoui: Yeah! Bet you were thinking it!

Sam: I think I might be allergic to our soap.
[Dean laughs]
Sam: Did you do this?
[Dean laughs loudly and then walks away]
Sam: You’re a fricken jerk!!

Officer: do you wanna give us your real name?
Dean: I told you its Newgent, Ted Newgent.
Officer: Im not sure you realise how much trouble your in here.
Dean: what we talkin, like, misdemeanor kind of trouble? or "Squeel like a pig" trouble?

Dean: *Winks*
Dean: IT'S CHOW TIME, YOU FREAKY BASTARD! Yeah, thats right BRING IT ON, BABY! I TASTE GOOD.

Sam: are you humming metallica?
Dean: it calms me down!!

Dean: Right but first of all, we have to find that handsome devil and kick the holy crapp out of him!

There are loads more i like! but it would take me a while to write them all down!!

the funny line at the start of playthings is..

Dean- Hey, we might even run into fred and daphne...mmmm, daphne...love her.

Dean:Oh eat me! No,No,No.. wait,wait,you actually might!
From:The Benders

here are a few of my fav as u c here they are:

season 2

Dean: besides if i ran off with you i think your mother might kill me
Jo: your afraid of my mother
Dean: i think so

Dean: what the hell you doing here
Jo: there you are honey, this is my boyfriend Dean and his buddy Sam
Saleman: nice to meet ya, fine gal you got there
Dean: yeah shes like a pistol!!

Dean: i don't know what this is?
Sam: ha, you mean Kylies myspace address
Dean: yeah myspace what the hells that
Sam: hahaha
Dean: seriously, is that some kind of porn site

Dean: argg, thought of him driving my car
Sam: c'mon
Dean: he's killing me
Sam: let it go

Dean: i think were getting closer
Sam: why do you say that
Dean: cos theres a pile of shit right next to your head
Sam: arrggh!
Dean: hahaha

Dean: looks like okey dokey is okey dokey

Dean: that lore about unicorns is true too. i hear they ride o silver moonbeams, and shoot rainbows out of there ass
Sam: wait...there's no such thing as unicorns?
Dean: that's cute

Girl: do you have a plan?
Dean: i'm thinking
(several hours later)
GirL: you don't have a plan
(worried face)
Dean:...i'm still thinking

their hope you have fun reading them lol

I love this show so much!

My favorite quotes are pretty much the entirety of Tall Tales.

ok in the last episode Playthings, Dean said something really funny in the beginning right b4 he went into the hotel, does anyone know what he said?

dean is so hot i love him so much i hate when he is with girls on the show he is to hot for them

One of my favorites:
Season 1- Asylum
Dean- "Out of all the psyics on tv right whos the best? Patrica Arict, Jeniffer love huite or you?"

Too many good lines to pick a favorite...but here are some off the top of my head:

Dean: "Planes crash"
Sam: "And apparently clowns kill."

Dean: Oh, you are a handsome devil, but I don't swing that way.

Dean: I'm Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I like long walks on the beach... and frisky girls.

Jo: "He sings from the heart."
Dean: "No, he sings from the hair. There's a difference."

Andy: "These aren't the droids you're looking for"
Dean: "Awesome!"

Dean: "It's your grief counsellors! We've come to hug!"

And from Season 1:

Kat: How do you guys know about all this ghost stuff?
Sam: It's kind of our job.
Kat: Who would want a job like that?
Sam: I had a crappy guidance counselor.

Cop: "Is there anything about you that's real?"
Dean: "My boobs." (Smart ass grin added for extra flavor.)

Dude, I can't pick only two, but I'll list a few.

Dean: Should have cleaned the pipes.

Dean: Neil, it’s your grief counselors. We’ve come to hug.

Dean: My name is Dean Winchester. I’m an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women.

wow, interesting how they're all Dean lines. ;)

Can we choose "Everything?" No? Okay then, here's a few.

Season 1:

Andrea: Must be hard, with your sense of direction. Never being able to find your way to a decent pick-up line. (Dead in the Water)

Dean : Oh god, we're not going to have to hug or anything, are we?

Dean: "Don't be afraid of the dark"? Are you kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark. You know what's out there! (Pilot)

Dean: "Well, You and dad are a lot more alike then I thought, you know that? You both can't wait to sacrifice yourselfs for this thing. But you know what? I'm gonna be the one to bury you." (Devil's Trap)

Dean: As long as I'm around, nothing bad is gonna happen to you. (Nightmare)

Dean: Demons I get. People are crazy. (Benders)

Dean: Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help-yoga crap. It's not helping! (Phantom Traveller)

Dean: Hey Sam, next time you want to get laid, find a girl who isn't so buckets of crazy. (Shadow)

Dean: Hey, you better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass. (Faith)

Dean: I hope your apple pie is freakin worth it! (Scarecrow)

Dean: I love the guy but I swear he writes like frickin' Yoda.

Dean: I'd give anything not to tell you this, but sometimes nightmares are real. (Something Wicked)

Dean: I'd take our family over normal any day.

Dean: Oh sweetheart, I don't do shorts. (Wendigo)

Dean: Oh, look at that. Action figures in their original packaging. What a shock. (Hell House)

Dean: See that attitude right there, that's why I always got the extra cookie. (Asylum)

Dean: The freaks come out at night. (Asylum)

Dean: Well, I'm a freak too. I'm right there with you... All the way.

Dean: Your, uh, half-caff double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis. (Hookman)

Demon!John: Your dad, he's in here with me. Trapped inside his own meat suit. He says "hi" by the way. He's gonna tear you apart. He's gonna taste the iron in your blood. (Devil's Trap)

Kat: If we make it out of here alive, we are so breaking up. (Asylum)

Layla: If you're gonna have faith, you can't just have it when the miracles happen, you have to have it when they don't. (Faith)

Sam: You're my brother, and I'd die for you, but there are some things I need to keep to myself. (Bloody Mary)

Season 2:

Dean: Dude, I full-on Swayze'd that mother. (IMToD)

Dean: What is this, a slumber party? (IMToD)

Ash: Clowns? What the f- (ELaC)

Sam: "Wow, give you a couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you're Mister Sunshine." (Bloodlust)

Sam: Look! Beautiful! Healthy! Plants! (CSPWDT)

Dean: It's your grief counselors, we've come to hug! (CSPWDT)

Sam: Our lives are weird, man.
Dean: You're telling me. (CSPWDT)

Sam: We saw the second-largest ball of twine in the continental US – awesome! (Usual Suspects)

Dean: My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius; I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. (Usual Suspects)

Dean: What have you got on the case there, you innocent, harmless young man, you? (Crossroad Blues)

Demon: I'm not going to put you out of your misery.
Dean: Yeah, why not?
Demon: Because your misery's the whole point. It's too much fun to watch. (Crossroad Blues)

Dean: You've got a neighbor named Mr. Rogers?
Sarge: Not anymore. (Croatoan)

My favorites are...

Dean: "Dude, you fugly." - from Scarecrow

Sam: "And two, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Metallica... it's the greatest hits of mullet rock."
Dean: "House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music; shotgun shuts his cake hole."
Sam: "You know, Sammy is a chubby twelve-year-old. It's Sam, okay?"
Dean: "Sorry, can't hear you. The music's too loud." - Pilot

Dean: "Do I look like Paris Hilton?" - Bloody Mary

Sam: "That's not school! That's Schoolhouse Rock!" - Croatoan

*What's the matter, Sammy? You afraid of getting a little Nair in your shampoo again, huh?*

Somebody spied on me and my brother for inspiration for these scripts, I swear. LOL!

Dean: Dude You're fugly.

Sam: Dad let you go on a hunting trip by yourself?
Dean: I'm 26 Dude