Now that Lulu is gone gone, Ashley has no one to talk shiz with but the bitching continues anyway on
America's Next Top Model. And of course we love it.
Fast face
Sam Fine gives the girls a "makeup" lesson so they can do their own faces in a pinch. Our takeaway was that you only need four products: concealer, bronzer, mascara and gloss. Thanks Sam!
Nigel and his wife are totally out of place at Walmart
The girls show up at Walmart parking lot where they meet Nigel and his gorgeous wife, Chrissy Barker (so many reasons to be jealous, so little time!). The couple tells the girls about their challenge -- the "One Stop Shop CoverGirl Challenge." They have to race through the store, to different departments where they will put their "look" together as if they were going to a go-see. The hitch -- there isn’t enough items for the amount of girls. So if you don't get an item at, say, shoes, you're out! The first three girls who make it to the finishing line will be judged by the delicious Barkers. The girl with the most perfect over-all look wins.
We don't think we even need to tell you that things got ugly. There was pushing and shoving and overall nastiness. Laura was one of the first ones eliminated and that was pretty surprising because she's always talking about Walmart. Sundai ends up winning and everyone hates Erin -- especially Ashley.
Beauty shot time
The girls show up for their photo shoot and Tyra announces that she will be behind the camera. This week there's a twist. The best photo of the shoot will be announced on the spot and that model will be safe from eliminated this week.
Modeling H2T
As usual, the contestants absolutely love shooting with Tyra. And we've got to hand it to the supermodel, she really brings out the best each of the girls and we get fun sayings like "...you always model head to toe, H2T," "...she's counting on the DNA" and
"Don’t forget to smize." Brittany got best photo of the shoot and at least Erin can rest easy -- all of the girls hate Brit again. Not only is she not going to be eliminated this week, but she gets to do a photo shoot for tyrabanks.com with a couple of hot male models. The others were forced to watch, shooting little pretend daggers from their eyes the entire time.
The Seriously? Award goes to…
For some reason just about every contestant in Cycle 13 can't seem to dress herself. Maybe we're just missing our fashionistas from last Cycle, but these girls are terrible. The producers should throw in some challenges where the prizes are a wardrobe update because it's hard to watch. At least Bianca looked hot.
Great quotes—hilarity ensues
"Havin' a one-one-one make up lesson with Sam Fine is awesome. All girls need to know basics to make up and everything. It was really enjoyment." Laura
"Obviously a lot of the girls don't know how races work. Races don’t have manners." Erin
"Ashley, what remnant bin were you rummaging through?" Miss J on Ashley’s outfit at panel
"Bring out the fried chicken, Laura is here." Tyra
Time to go
It seems like it's been coming for awhile, as Bianca has been on the bottom two three times. She was doing better and getting softer, but for some reason, Bianca can't translate that softness to the camera. It's too bad, because she has a unique look. Ashley joined her but was saved -- wonder if she'll continue to talk badly about the other girls or if SHE'LL soften up now.
Tyra told Ashley that she was the hardest model to shoot and yet she remains in the running while Bianca was improving and was sent home. Did the judges choose the right girl to eliminate this week? Tell us here!