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July 3, 2009

Independence Day Plans from CW Bachelors!

Happy 4th of July! We've got our plans on how to spend the day, but what about CW Stars? We caught up with some CW stars to ask them how they were planning to kick back and celebrate. FInd out what Chace Crawford, Ryan Eggold, Matt Lanter and Jensen Ackles have planned!

June 26, 2009

Privileged's Joanna Garcia Jumps to Gossip Girl!

We were heartbroken when it became clear that Privileged wasn't coming back for a new season -- how were we going to get our Megan/Will fix? And what are we going to do without snarky Sage and sweet Rose?

Well, we can't do anything about three of those folks, but we can tell you that Joanna Garcia, who played Megan, has a four-episode arc on Gossip Girl starting with the seaon premiere! According to The Hollywood Reporter, she'll play Bree Buckley, "an evil Miss America-type blonde." Aww... we love Joanna with red hair! But we'll get over the hair-color choice, because we're just thrilled to think of Joanna dueling with the Upper East Siders. She's always played such sweet characters, so we're looking forward to seeing her sharpen her claws!

More details: Bree will apparently by the product of a conservative Southern family, but she'll turn her back on their politics. What's more, the belle will apparently be setting her sights on one Mr. Archibald -- according to Michael Ausiello, we can expect her to have a fling with Nate!

What's your take on this bit of news? Will you Privileged fans tune in to watch Joanna on Gossip Girl? Will you Gossip Girl fans take well to Nate getting yet another love interest? Talk about it in the comments!

June 23, 2009

Gossip Girl: Taylor Momsen and The Pretty Reckless Rock Out in Houston!

We knew Gossip Girl's Taylor Momsen was in a band -- come on, with rocker hair and rebellious eyeliner like that, she's legally obligated to make music! But we didn't realize how good her band was!

Our friends down at KIAH in Houston caught up with Taylor as her band, The Pretty Reckless, played some club dates. Taylor talks about acting vs. music, how the band got together, and why fans should buy vinyl, among other things. Check it out:



Plus, we've got a clip of The Pretty Reckless actually performing. Taylor talks about the shock she gets when GG fans see her perform. Is this what you expected?


What do you think of Taylor's musical talents? Talk about it in the comments!

June 19, 2009

Gossip Girl: Scandalous Show, Scandalous Real Life

Oh, dear. We could almost hear the Kristen Bell voiceover when the news broke that someone was shopping around a tape featuring Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester in the altogether, frolicking with her then-boyfriend. Yep, someone's got a sex tape, and it looks like soon all the world will be able to see it.

This brings up several questions for us:

  1. Oh, Leighton. We love you, girl, and support your right to have whatever kind of fun with whichever friend you may wish. But why, why would you have that fun on camera? Call us prudish, but we can't quite figure out why anyone who ever even contemplates a career in public life would set foot in the same room with a video camera -- much less strip down for one. You've got to know the danger is high that someday, some "friend" might try to make a few bucks on it.
  2. And what sort of "friend" does something like this, anyway? Look, what consenting adults do for fun in the privacy of their own home/apartment/hotel room/vacation villa/whatever is no one's business but theirs. Making money off someone's private sexy fun time is pretty low.
  3. Are there really sex tapes anymore? With digital video cameras, aren't they more like sex cards, or sex thumb drives?
  4. What are the odds that a similar scenario will make it into the script on Gossip Girl next season? And which character(s) do you think would star in that particular opus? Chuck's a natural choice, of course, but would there really be any scandal there? Half of New York -- and a good portion of the international jet set -- has seen Chuck's naughty bits!

What's your take on the whole situation? Are you shocked, shocked! that such a thing would emerge, or is it just another day, another naked video? Talk about it in the comments!

June 17, 2009

Mark Your Calendars: The CW Premiere Dates Are Here!

So many cliffhangers rounded out this past season: What is Dan and Serena's half brother up to? What -- or who -- did Annie hit? How the heck are Sam and Dean going to defeat Lucifer? Why did the-man-who-will-be-Super say "Clark Kent is dead?" And that's just the start of it! Well, now we know when we can expect answers: The CW has announced its fall premiere dates. Start counting the days now!

It all starts on Tuesday, Sept. 8 with the season premiere of 90210 and the series premiere of Melrose Place. Wednesday, Sept. 9 brings the two-hour season premiere of America's Next Top Model: Shorty Edition. Oh, the drama! We can't wait.

Winchesterites, you can breath again on Sept. 10. That's when Supernatural returns to the small screen, and when we start to figure out how (or if!) the boys can avert Armageddon. But before we get to them, we get introduced to Damon, Stefan and Elena as The Vampire Diaries makes its debut. Should be a spooky and satisfying night!

The Monday-night lineup returns on Sept. 14, with one slight change: One Tree Hill and Gossip Girl are changing places. Now OTH gets the first spot, and GG rounds out the night. The Beautiful Life makes its debut on Wednesday, Sept. 16, after ANTM.

Finally, Smallville swoops back onto our screens on Friday, Sept. 25. Why the wait? Your guess is as good as ours.

Get the schedule in an easy-to-digest form after the break.

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Good Week for Gossip Guys!

The guys from Gossip Girl are on fire this week! First, we get the news that Chace Crawford tops People Magazine's Hottest Bachelors list. We like the way they think! We also like Chace's idea of a perfect date: "All you need is a pool table, beer, an electric jukebox and good conversation. The day a girl beats me in a game of Beirut [a kind of beer pong] is a good sign!" Ladies, start working on your alco-athletic skills!

Even though Ed Westwick didn't make that particular cover, he's not exactly shying away from the spotlight. Check out his luscious photo shoot for GQ magazine. We're not so sure about the Cosby-esque sweater, but the rest of the photos? We believe the correct term is "Yowza!"

As for Penn? The trailer for his new movie, The Stepfather, was released today -- and it's creeeeeeeee-ppppyyyy! It also features Penn in various states of sleevelessness and shirtlessness, as well as popping out of pool soaking wet. Again: Yowza!

What do you think of the Gossip Guys' various magazine and movie appearances? Talk about it in the comments!

June 12, 2009

Sourcies Nominations Are Open!

We asked for help, and boy, did you deliver! We got a ton of great category suggestions for The Sourcies 2009 -- almost 70 altogether! We wish we could use them all, but alas, we needed to winnow it down a bit. Some categories (best line, for example) gave us too much choice, while others (like best air guitar) gave us too little. (Nice try at getting us to nominate Jensen's Eye of the Tiger performance, though, The Driver Picks!)

In the end, we cut it down to 25 categories. Ladies and gentlemen, in no particular order, your Sourcies are:

1. Best couple
2. Best recurring character
3. Favorite fashion guru
4. Best hair (or hair accessory)
5. Most dearly departed (your favorite deceased character)
6. Favorite newcomer
7. I love to hate you
8. Best cliffhanger
9. Most heartbreaking moment
10. Best special effects
11. Favorite villain
12. Favorite friends forever moment
13. Most awkward moment
14. Best fight
15. Best finally! It’s about time! moment
16. Best kiss
17. Biggest WTF?!? moment
18. Funniest scene
19. Hottest moment
20. Most unexpected hookup
21. Voice of wisdom award
22. Most dramatic meltdown
23. Hooray! The bitch is back!
24. Best special episode
25. Best family drama
So now we've got even more work for you: Nominations! We want to know your take on each and every one of those categories. Who should make the list? Note: We're looking for nominations from the 2008-2009 season only.

Tell us in the comments, and stay tuned for more Sourcilicious goodness!

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June 1, 2009

It's Sourcies Season, and We Need Your Help!

That's right, folks, it's time for the fabulous CW Sourcies! You know the drill: We pit scenes and moments from various shows against each other and let you vote to see what comes out on top! And we want your help!

We're compiling the categories for this year's competition, but it occurred to us that hey, why should we have all the fun? So we want your input: What categories do you want to see your fave shows compete in this year? Are you looking for perennial favorites, like best fight, best kiss, best villain? Or do you have something more out-there in mind?

So here's our challenge to you: Use the comments to tell us what categories you want to vote in this year. If you see something you think is brilliant, second that emotion. We'll pick the categories that you love, that tickle our fancy, and that will make the Sourcies better than ever this year. Get commenting! We can't wait to see what you come up with!

Note: Wow! You guys rock! We've picked out categories for this year, so the comments are now closed. Now go nominate your favorites!

Clipapalooza! Get the Scoop on Melrose Place and Gossip Girl Straight from the Casts!

Buckle your seat belts, Sourcites, because we've got scoop galore! We quizzed the casts of your favorite -- and soon-to-be-favorite -- shows at the CW Upfronts, and we just had to share!

First, we talked to the stars of Melrose Place about what we can expect: Drama, mayhem, and "entertainingly flawed" characters. Plus, find out what brought the bodyguards out to the set, who is likely to cause mischief, and what made one actress' mother scream!

Then we caught up with some of the folks from Gossip Girl. Find out which character needs to relax, who will be fighting off 3-D fishes, and who is predicting emotional tailspins all around!

We'll be back with more form your fave CW stars -- keep checking back throughout the summer!

May 28, 2009

Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill Finale Podcasts: "The Goodby Gossip Girl" and "Remember Me as a Time of Day"

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All is well in the worlds of Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill, and The CW Source! We finally made technology bow to our will, and Jackie made a triumphant return as we discussed the season finales of our two Monday-night obsessions. There was plenty to talk about!

Happily ever after
On Gossip Girl, the gang decides to track down the mistress of mayhem once and for all after she labels Chuck a coward, Blair weak, Nate a whore, and Serena (gasp!) irrelevant. All sorts of things go wrong -- but one very important thing goes right: Chuck and Blair FINALLY get to admit their love for each other! At the same time! EEEEEEEE!

And on One Tree Hill, it's a long series of happily-ever-afters -- Peyton recovers, and Leyton is blissful with their baby. Nathan gets called up to the NBA, Brooke admits her love for Julian, Victoria morphs into a good mother, and even Mouth and Millie engage in some blissful canoodling. The only one having a bad time is Dan -- and let's face it, he deserves it!

Find out which one of us went crazy for Chair, hear who cried -- and why! -- during One Tree Hill, discover who had objections to all the joy, and learn what has us excited -- and worried -- about next season of both shows. Plus, I share some tales about the Gossip Girl cast the the CW Upfronts last week! (Sorry, OTH fans -- that cast wasn't present.)

Listen to our Gossip Girl podcast for "The Goodbye Gossip Girl" and our One Tree Hill podcast for "Remember Me as a Time of Day" and let us know what you think in the comments!

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May 21, 2009

CW Fall Schedule Announced!

Vamps and models and Melrosites are flooding The CW's fall schedule -- and we can't wait! The network announced its 2009-2010 schedule today, and we had a few surprises. Yes, we knew about Melrose Place, but The Beautiful Life took us by surprise. A couple of shows we thought were a lock didn't end up on the schedule at all, and a few more shows we hoped would return have been dropped. But the biggest -- and most welcome -- surprise? All of the new shows on the sched look likely to rock!

The three new shows we can look forward to in the fall are Melrose Place, The Beautiful Life and The Vampire Diaries. We got a chance to talk to cast members from all three new shows, and we'll have an in-depth look at the series later. For now, here's a quick look, plus our impressions:

Melrose Place is taking the post-90210 spot on Tuesday nights. You know the drill: A bunch of glamorous 20-somethings share their lives and loves in a faboo apartment complex off LA's storied Melrose Ave. In the original incarnation, the show started off almost a little slow, then embraced its soapy elements a season or two in. This version seems to intend to go over the top from the get-go -- and that has us salivating.
Our Take: We can't wait to see Katie Cassidy as an acid-tongued, bisexual publicist; Ashlee Simpson as a sweet, naive small-town girl who's willing to scheme to get what she wants; and Shaun Sipos as the troublemaking spawn of original Melrose resident Michael Mancini. Plus, Sydney is back from the dead -- and how are they going ot pull that off? We can't wait to find out!

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May 19, 2009

Gossip Girl: Graduation Blues

It finally happened! The moment we've been waiting for all season took place at the tail end of the Gossip Girl finale and it made up for all the close calls and missed opportunities. Chuck told Blair those three magic words she's been longing to hear. Of course, in true Chuck style, he had to break her heart once more first before hopping a jet to Europe to escape. But sometimes you have to leave in order to come home again. Apparently Chuck realized during his travels where he saw Blair's face reflected in the stores and streets of Paris and Germany.

But we're getting ahead of ourselves here. First on the agenda is graduation. Yep, they did it. They made it through high school without getting thrown in the slammer or screwing up their college prospects…oh wait they did do all of that and Gossip Girl was at the ready to remind them of their past transgressions during the graduation ceremony. The avid blogger didn't miss a chance to leave the crew with a farewell speech. Instead of passing out diplomas, Gossip Girl passed out labels. Dan is the "Insider," Chuck is the "Coward," Nate is the "Whore," Blair is the "Weakling" and Serena will become "Irrelevant" once high school is over. Needless to say, the text blast took the wind out of everyone's sails.

Determined to put a stop to the endless cycle of abuse at the hands of the mysterious Gossip Girl, Serena decides to pick a fight. Unfortunately, Gossip Girl is bigger than Serena and in retaliation for trying to uncover the identity behind the site, Gossip Girl sends out every single bit of juicy gossip, verified or not, that she/he has. Dan's affair with the teacher gets out. Chuck's between-the-sheets dalliance with Vanessa becomes news, and we find out what really went down between Blair and Chuck's uncle on New Year's Eve. Oh the drama!

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May 18, 2009

Gossip Girl Finale Preview, Plus Our Interviews with Ed and Jessica!

This is it, folks -- the season finale of Gossip Girl. We've got a clip to whet your appetite: It seems that all the Mean Girl drama won't lease Constance Billard after Blair and Co. graduate.

Intriguing, no? That's just the tip of the iceberg. For the rest, you'll have to catch the finale tonight!

And here's some more to make your gossip-loving hearts go pitter-pat. We caught up with Ed Westwick (if possible, even sexier in person) and Jessica Szohr (completely adorable!) at an event in Chicago. First, Ed gives us his take on the whole Chuck/Blair situation. (Note: The sound is lousy, alas, because the microphone was melting due to Ed's sheer hotness. Or it had something to do with the women behind us shoving and jostling and trying to get a better view of Ed. Back off, girls!)


Then, Jessica spills on what Vanessa will be doing over her summer break -- and hints about who she'll be doing it with!


What do you think? Are you counting the minutes to finale time? Talk about it in the comments!


May 12, 2009

Gossip Girl Podcast: "Valley Girls"

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We were loving the 80s flashback portion of Gossip Girl this week -- it makes us hope that Lily gets picked up by the network. Great characters, fantastic music, and oh, the clothes! Unfortunately, the flashback part overshadowed the present-day events -- including the prom!

Oh, yeah, prom happened
Lily's decision to send Serena to jail reminds her of her own time in the pokey, which is why we got the luscious, candy-colored flashback, complete with neon clothing and utterly fabulous music. We like young Lily -- and all the rest of the 80s cast. Yes, even Andrew McCarthy (Sorry, Janine!)

Meanwhile, our present-day protagonists are preparing for prom -- which Blair has been dreaming about her whole life. She even has a scrapbook! At first, it looks like things are going horribly wrong -- her dress gets ruined, her corsage is mangled, all the hotel rooms are booked -- but all turns out well. Almost too well. And when the Headband Brigade tries to crush her spirit by stuffing the prom queen ballot box for Nelly Yuki, we find out why -- Chuck is orchestrating the whole thing! He wants to give Blair the perfect evening -- even though he won't admit he's doing it. Sigh. But that's ok -- Blair ends up breaking up with Nate because... well, because. Meanwhile, Dan bails out Blair, and present-day Lily spends far too much time on our TV screens.

Mia and I ponder the schizophrenic character of the episode, speculate about past and future fashion trends, and contemplate what the spin-off would be like. Plus, we ponder who would make a good vampire, make Jettie Mae happy, speculate on the Van Der Woodsen guy, and mourn the lack of a certain character who would have really made prom interesting!

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Gossip Girl: We Love the 80s

Young Lily and Carol
We won't know whether or not the CW picks up Lily, the Gossip Girl spin-off for next season until May 21st, but this week we got a sneak preview of the 80s-themed series following the escapades of a young Lily van der Woodsen. Playing out like an episode of Lost, this week's episode of Gossip Girl flashed back and forth between two blondes -- one present day and the other stuck in the bastion of 80s excess that was Los Angeles.

Seeing Lily in high school had its perks. We got to spend some time with Lily's free-spirited sister, Carol; found out that Rufus alone might not hold the title of love-of-Lily’s-life; and met Serena and Eric's future father (we're anxious to discover how Lily ends up with that snot-nosed prep). Most of all, we got to see Brittany Snow's return to television. Perfectly cast, Snow stands out amongst the other tepid players. Owen definitely does not possess the unmatchable je nais se quoi of Chuck.

And someone please remove Andrew McCarthy from the screen. His middle-aged presence is destroying many an 80s-made fantasy. In addition, No Doubt's much-ballyhooed return didn't make much of a dent or garner much airtime. The brief appearance reeked of a night at the Peach Pit After Dark. We're guessing fashion aficionado Gwen Stefani boasted a tubular wardrobe back in the day, so we were sorely disappointed by her oversized jeans and t-shirt ensemble. If there was ever a time and a place for leggings, this would have been it!

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May 11, 2009

Gossip Girl Exclusive: Josh Schwartz and Brittany Snow on Lily

Gossip Girl flashes back to the 80s tonight as we learn more about Lily's wild and woolly past. We talked to series mastermind Josh Schwartz about casting Brittany Snow as Lily, plus adding a couple of Veronica Mars alums (Krysten Ritter and Ryan Hansen), as well as that obscure band Snowed Out playing an Adam Ant cover. Plus, he talks about the sort of music he'd love to do on the show, and teases a series crossover we'd LOVE to see!

Then, we get the scoop from Brittany Snow, who plays young Lily in LaLa Land. She talks about Lily's transformation from Prep to Punk, tells us why she ended up in Cali inthe first place, and speculates on how the sweet, innocent Lily in the 80s became the Lily we know today.

Are you as excited about the episode as we are? Talk about it in the comments!

May 7, 2009

Gossip Girl Podcast: "The Wrath of Con"

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The bitch is back on Gossip Girl, and we couldn't be happier! Georgina spends an entire episode being shiny and happy and good, but she finally gets the push she needs to revert to full on eeeeeeevil. Yay!

Georgina
We were loving this episode -- definitely one of the best of the season, and possibly one of the best of the series. That's not to say there were some things that drove us completely crazy. Lily made us bonkers by first trying to sweep the con under the rug -- even at the expense of allowing Poppy to get away scott free -- so they wouldn't be touched by scandal. Then she turned around and had Serena arrested! How is that flying under the radar? Then there's Chuck and Blair. Don't get me wrong, their scenes together were fantastic, but surely we weren't the only pole flinging things at the TV when he lied to Blair about his feelings again! Come on, Chuck -- what's it going to take?

There's loads more. Find out why Mia thinks the cops read gossip columns, who we thought was made of awesome, what we imagined Rufus was making for the engagement dinner, and what horrible fate Mia wished upon Poppy. Plus! Hear about our encounter with Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr -- live and in person! Wheeeee!

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May 5, 2009

Gossip Girl: The Bitch is Back

Chuck evaluates Georgina
This week's episode of Gossip Girl focused on many interweaving storylines, but let's just take a moment before we get into the meat of the plot to address the Chuck/Blair situation. We're not going to hide who we are rooting for in the Chuck/Blair/Nate love triangle. Chuck and Blair belong together! And while the cat and mouse game between them allows for intense, edge-of-your-seat programming, our fragile hearts just can't take anymore. How can Chuck look at a teary-eyed Blair and pretend that she means nothing to him? How can Chuck just let her walk away into Nate's arms? Why can't Chuck let himself be loved? Here's hoping Chuck causes a scene at prom resulting in Blair melting into his arms on the dance floor.

Hands down the best line of the entire episode occurred when the newly Christian-fied Georgina tells Blair that she just lets Jesus take the wheel on where life takes her next. Blair responds, "That's a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice." Zing!

Yes, Georgina is back and she's teaming up with the old gang to catch Poppy in a money fraud scheme, because, as it turns out, Gabriel is merely a pawn in the faux-cialite's game. While Poppy played the victim, making everyone think Gabriel ran off with the money, she really had control of the funds. Serena, Blair and Chuck concoct a plan where Georgina pretends to be a little rich girl from Canada looking to participate in a philanthropic endeavor while making her first visit to the big city. How could Poppy resist such naivety?

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April 28, 2009

Gossip Girl Podcast: "Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"

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Gossip Girl gets back in its groove this week with this tale of double-crosses, jealousy, cons and bad decisions. No, it's not perfect, but there's enough to keep Mia and I happy. (Poor Jackie was rendered speechless by the fact that Rufus bought a ring for another woman. How could he!)

Georgina and Chuck
Speaking of other women... Blair is convinced that something is up with Serena's new beau, Gabriel, and her suspicions seem to be confirmed when she sees him embracing Poppy. That snake! But Gabriel has an explanation -- Poppy has lined up investors for his new business venture, and if he dumps her, they'll all go away. Can Serena stand a little subterfuge for a week? She agrees. But Chuck and Blair torpedo that plan, bringing Poppy in to see the happy couple. The good news: Gabriel chooses Serena. The bad news? Now his company is toast.

But wait! There just happens to be a room full of Manhattan's money'd elite inteh next room, and they LOVE investing in unknown ventures! And guess what -- that's just hte point. This was all a con that Gabriel and Poppy were pulling on Serena and her ilk They even managed to sucker Rufus out of Dan's college tuition. to convince Serena she's wrong, Chuck and Blair travel out to the religious commune where Georgina Sparks is now hanging out. They need her to prove that Gabriel has his facts wrong.She declines -- she's got too much love in her heart for all her fellow creatures! -- until Chuck invokes Blair. That convinces Georgina that maybe a trip to the city wouldn't be a bad thing.

Meanwhile, Nate and Blair are trying to figure out how to navigate going to colleges at opposite ends of the city, and Nate decides the best option is to get an apartment situated squarely between the two -- and to forbid Chuck from ever seeing Blair again. Plus, Rufus gets some bad news, Vanessa spills some awful info, and Rufus goes ring shopping.

There's more, of course: Check out my grand conspiracy theory, and hear Mia's objections. Find out Mia's impossible dream, get our reaction to Blair's fear of subways, weigh in on whether Lily is addicted to marriage, and discover what Dan did to merit our praise.

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Gossip Girl: WWJD

This week's episode of Gossip Girl brought Blair and Chuck back together for one more romp through the streets of New York. The mission: to prove to Serena that new beau Gabriel has less-than-pure motives. Despite uncovering, with photographic proof no less, Gabriel's continued trysts with old flame Poppy, Serena refuses to believe there are any chinks in her knight's shining armor.

Gabriel explains his dalliances with Poppy away by claiming he needs her wealthy contacts to fund his upstart business -- something about helping kids in Third World countries get access to wireless internet access -- it all sounded like a foreign language to us. Chuck and Blair decide to spring Poppy on to the happy little couple at Lily's fancy co-op meeting. Unknowingly, this all plays into Gabriel's illustrious grand plan to swindle money out of the New York elite. Playing up the sad puppy dog face, Gabriel convinces Serena that without the backing of Poppy's investors, he'll have to go back home and work for his father's tobacco company. Oh, it must be hell to have a family business to fall back on when times are tough. Serena suggests talking up all the folks at the party about his business venture and once they get Lily onboard, everyone else will soon follow. Even Rufus tries to get in on the game.

It turns out that Gabriel and Poppy are in this scheme together. Now, we don't really know if there is actually a business or if this is just a devious plot to accumulate lots of cash and then split to a far off country, leaving all the investors in a lurch. Let's just say it's not boding well for Rufus, since he basically gave Gabriel his entire life-savings. Hope Dan likes going to community college.

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