Oh boy it's a hot, dog day of summer out there! Newspapers are soaking up the moisture in the wind. Radio DJ's are raspy from dehydration. Every TV newscast in town is doing its standard "how do you beat the heat" story. Well, I couldn't sit that one out! So I posted a simple "fill in the blank" challenge to all of my followers at twitter.com/marcusleshock and all of my friends at facebook.com/leshock. All they had to do was finish this statement: It's hotter than ________ outside. Here are some of the highlights, names have been abbreviated to protect the cyber-shy....@metromix CLTV: It's hotter than that song this is why I'm hot by MIMS outside (Holler!).
Mike F: It's hotter than Duluth outside (Never been, but I hear MIMS is very popular there).
Amanda O: It's hotter than a snakes ass in a wagon runt....what movie Marcus? outside (Easy, "Good Morning Vietnam").
Hannah F: It's hotter than ME! outside (Wow, that's pretty hot!).
Matthew S: It's hotter than my temper after Transformers 2 outside (Matthew is a movie critic. This seems to be the overwhelming theme coming out of last night's Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen screening. Read Roger Ebert's hilarious, hell-themed review here).Mario J: It's hotter than Hell-o outside (maybe a reference to Ed "Heyoooooo" McMahon? RIP).
Matt K: It's hotter than Bruno outside (nothing, I repeat, nothing is hotter than Bruno).
@SusiePR: It's hotter than Buffalo Wild Wings outside (well played, SusiePR, well played indeed).
@mikepetrik: Its hotter than Marcus outside! (LOL).
Anna B: It's hotter than Florida? nothing is hotter than FL right now. Heat index of like 105! outside (Time to make like a snow bird and get the heck out of there!).
Chris B: It's hotter than Satan's (censored) outside (enough said).
Jessica K: It's hotter than the scorching heat of 1,000 suns outside (again, that's pretty hot).
Jimmy B: It's hotter than Ben Stiller in Zoolander while he is eating TMI hooters wings, while sitting in a hot tub that is in a sauna in Arizona - the sauna is located in a building where the AC does not work and the building itself is actually on fire outside (I'm not sure I'm following. Could you be more descriptive?).
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