Monday Movie Quarterback 8/31: Stupid....IN 3-D!!!!
Once again my predictions were slightly off. Here's how the box office came in:
1. "The Final Destination" - $28.3 million
2. "Inglorious Basterds" - $20 million
3. "Halloween II" - $17.4 million
4. "District 9" - $10.4 million
5. "G.I. Joe" - $8 million
Now let's lose another mortgage and put our money on some returns next week....
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Monday Movie Quarterback 8/24: Heil Misspelleeng!
It was the biggest weekend of director Quentin Tarantino's career, or at least the biggest weekend he's likely to remember. "Inglorious Basterds," complete with its improperly spelled title and awesome Brad Pitt southern accent, took a baseball bat to the head of its competition with a $38 million weekend. It's been a good few weeks for the lower budget fare. IB cost only $70 million (how sad is it that I can put the word "only" next to "$70 million"), meaning it made back half of its budget this weekend alone. Congrats to my favorite Spaz of Cinema on the major return. Here's how the rest of the box shaped up.
1. "Inglorious Basterds" - $38 million
2. "District 9" - $18 million
3. "G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra" - $12 million
4. "The Time Traveler's Wife" - $9 million
5. "Julie & Julia" - $8 million
I've taken a few weeks off the movie blog, counted up all of my losses and settled some debts. Let's predict what's going to happen next weekend...
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"Avatar" - December 18, 2009
To interact with the Na'Vi, humans have created avatars, or Na'Vi bodies that can be controlled with a mental link. Like "The Matrix" or "Total Recall," but real. Sam Worthington plays a paralyzed marine (I guess they can create mind-controlled, alien body-pods but still can't fix paralysis) who hops on board one of these avatars, and falls in love with an actual alien. Cue "Part of your World" anytime you like.
Here's the teaser trailer released today...
I realize this is just a teaser trailer. I have not read the script and have not subjected my ears to one line of dialogue. But if this is the "game changer" that has been hyped all over the media lately, I'm VERY underwhelmed.
The animation reminds me of something you would see in a video game between levels. You know, that sequence you jam on the start button to skip through? I'm thinking about "District 9" - a movie that cost just over $30 million to make, yet the CG looked so incredibly real. How does a movie like "Avatar," with its well-over $200 million budget, look so fake? I saw this stuff when it was called "Star Wars Episode I." But now it's blue, hopefully not nearly as bad.
I'm trying my best to wait for December 18th to reserve judgment, especially because the 3D is the big "game changing" element people seem to be raving about, but this trailer did nothing to blow me away or even get me excited for "Avatar" day. It looks like one of those films that's too grown-up for kids, yet way too "cartoony" for adults. Hopefully Christmas comes early and knocks my stockings off. Sigh.
As for "The Wolfman".....
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Wizard World Chicago Comic-Con gets "Incredible"
"I'm going to be LIVE at the Wizard World Comic-Con," I replied.
"You know," he responded. "You have a pretty cool job."
Little did I know that hours later, I would be challenging Lou "The Incredible Hulk" Ferrigno to an arm wrestling match. He let me win (I think), but it's a memory I'll keep forever. The Hulk was a favorite show as a kid, which is why thousands of people flock to these conventions and throw down $20 to get Big Lou to throw his autograph onto a 8x10" glossy.
But back to the matter at hand. The Wizard World Chicago Comic-Con is taking place this Friday-Saturday at the Donald E. Stephens Convention Center in Rosemont. The fest features thousands of comic books for sale, some so valuable they're pretty-much just there for show. Unless, of course, you have the coin to throw down to take home the first appearance of Spider-Man. You could buy a house out in Rockford instead.
Single day tickets are available. You can buy them at the Wizard World website here. Other celebs scheduled to make an appearance include Todd Bridges, Gary Coleman, Michelle Rodriguez, Ernie Hudson, Billy Dee Williams, Jake Busey, Margot Kidder, and a few more.
I don't expect these three to draw the Rob Pattinson crowd, but you never know. Anything "Twilight" equals chaos. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE!
Wizard World has always been good to me. Covering it was one of my first assignments ever, back when I was just getting my TV feet wet with "metromix on CLTV." Adding a Lou Ferrigno arm wrestling battle cements the convo in my memory bank forever. I can't guarantee it'll do the same for you, but it might be worth the try.
Monday Movie Quarterback 8/3 - Sorta "Funny People"
And who said the internet is ruining modern movie criticism?! All of the news today is about the Judd Apatow helmed "Funny People" under-performing at the box office. I picked it to finish #2. Instead, the Adam Sandler / Seth Rogen dramedy took the top spot, but with a disappointing $23.5 million.
Q: But Marcus, it was the number one movie, how could you call that disappointing?
A: Well, according to some box office experts, "Funny People" is going to have to cross $100 million to make it a commercial success. With it's long running time and so-so word of mouth, that doesn't look like it's going to happen.
The rest of my top four fell in line, but I completely overlooked the new "Aliens in the Attic," thankfully most of you did as well. Here's how the box office shook out:
1. Funny People - $23.4 million
2. Harry Potter Pt. 782 - $17.7 million
3. G-Force - $17.05 million
4. The Ugly Truth - $13 million
5. Aliens in the Attic - $7.8 million
Now, let's get to next week....
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Monday Movie Quarterback 7/27: Guinea Pig Surprise!
Guinea Pig surprise - sounds like something out of your high school cafeteria, right? Turns out it was the recipe for success at the weekend box office. Yes I was wrong. Like (hopefully) millions of others I had thought "Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince" would hang on to the top spot for another week. But I was underestimating a few things - 1) The power of the animated animal, and 2) Animated animals in 3-D. I really hope you parents had fun at "G-Force" this weekend, because I foresee more than a few of those trips in the future. Here's how the box office shook out:
1. "G-Force" - $32 million
2. "Harry Potter 73" - $30 million
3. "The Ugly Truth" - $27 million
4. "Orphan" - $12 million
5. "Ice Age 3" - $8 million
Oh, and I dare you to watch that above video all the way through. Now about next week....
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Monday Movie Quarterback 7/20: Heeeeeloooo, Potter!
The second-to-last book in the "Harry Potter" series, "The Half Blood Prince," spawned one of the famous viral-videos of all time. It has now spawned the fastest grossing "Potter" movie yet, taking in an impressive $159 million in its first five days. Some were hoping it would pass "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen's" near-record 5 day haul, but sadly that wouldn't happen. I say sadly because any movie that makes us forget about "Transformers 2" will be a blessing. And I mean ANY movie. Bring on a "Hannah Montana" sequel or something. So here's how the box office shook out:
1. Harry Potter 73 - $79 million
2. Ice Age 3 - $17
3. Transformers 2 - $13
4. Bruno - $8
5. The Hangover $8
The big story here has to be "Bruno," which took a complete nose dive and dropped 80% of its first weekend gross. Ouch. Even though the film was inexpensive to make, with all the marketing costs and time spent, Universal must be hurting with those numbers. Looks like the movie was a little too much for people to take in twice. We'll see how the DVD sales go.
Now let's get predicting for next week.....
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Leshock Value Review: "Bruno" 4/10
I have no idea how Sacha Baron Cohen's "Bruno" received an R rating. It's as close as a movie can come to an NC-17. There is plenty of full frontal nudity, extreme closeups of all kinds of nether-regions, and the lowest-of-low brow humor we've seen in movies. "Bruno" is offensive, immature, and just plain wrong. That said - I laughed. A lot.
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Monday Movie Quarterback: 7/6/09!
1 (Tied). Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs - $42.5 million
1 (Tied). Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - $42.5 million
3. Public Enemies - $26.1 million
4. The Proposal - $12.7 million
5. The Hangover - $10.4 million
Next weekend brings a very interesting predicament. Can Sasha Baron Cohen repeat his "Borat" success and take the #1 spot?
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Leshock Value Review: "Public Enemies" 4/10
Last summer's box office Joker made that statement. This summer, we get John Dillinger. Ironically both "The Dark Knight" and "Public Enemies" were largely filmed in Chicago, with very different results.
Director Michael Mann wants us to belive that Dillinger was indeed another class of criminal. Yes, he robbed banks. But he let the customers keep their money. The press ate it up, played right into the Robin Hood storyline that would make Dillinger famous with the public. He stole from the Fat Cats, made a mockery of them, and the little guy seemed to enjoy it.
Chicago Arabesque festival hits Daley Plaza!
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Oscar Shocker: 82nd Academy Awards to feature 10 Best Picture nominees!
"After more than six decades, the Academy is returning to some of its earlier roots, when a wider field competed for the top award of the year," said Ganis. "The final outcome, of course, will be the same - one Best Picture winner - but the race to the finish line will feature 10, not just five, great movies from 2009."
Deadline Hollywood Daily's Nikki Finke speculates that Hollywood studios have been pressuring AMPAS to allow more nominees, giving more films award attention to up their February profits. Plus, I bet AMPAS and ABC wished "The Dark Knight" had received a Best Picture nod, almost certainly leading to more fanboys watching the broadcast and giving it a ratings boost.
Whatever the reason, this absolutely waters down the nomination process. Why tune in at 5 a.m. to hear if you favorite film was nominated for a Best Picture Oscar? It's almost a given that most good films are going to get in. Why not start by nominating 10 films, then announcing a few weeks later the final 5? The corrupt documentary category already does this and makes it more interesting.
I'm afraid the answer lies in the almighty $. More films + more attention = more money for everybody! Let's hope it doesn't mean a Best Picture Song & Dance number twice as long. I'm throwing up a little already.
Monday Movie Quarterback: 6/21
1. The Proposal - $34 million
2. The Hangover - $28 million
3. Up - $21 million
4. Year One - $20 million
5. The Taking of Pelham 1, 2, 3 - $11 million
Gee, I wonder who will be #1 next week?
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Johnny Depp, Christian Bale and my memories of Michael Mann
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Save Our CEOs: Michael Moore peddles new movie
According to various online reports, in some theaters the lights actually came up and ushers holding "Save Our CEO" cans walked up and down the aisles asking for donations (Aint It Cool News's Capone attended one right here in Chicago). No word on how much money they were able to collect. The film is scheduled to open on October 2nd.
Monday Movie Quarterback: 6/15
Another major gaffe last week came with Eddie Murphy's "Imagine That," of which I said "I have a feeling this is either going to do great or absolutely tank." Guess what? It ABSOLUTELY TANKED! Failing to crack even the Top 5. This proves my age old theory - unless Eddie Murphy is in a fat suit, he's box office poison. Here's how last weekend's Top 5 broke down:
1. "The Hangover" - $33 million
2. "Up" - $30 million
3. "The Taking of Pelham 1, 2, 3" - $25 million
4. "Night at the Museum 2" - $9.6 million
5. "Land of the Lost" - $9.1 million
But enough of the negative. Like every compulsive box office gambler, we'll shake off our losses and look forward to next week....
UPDATE: Monday Movie Quarterback 6/8
Wow, don't I have some dino-egg on my face. We, or I should say I learned a few things at the box office this weekend. If a movie looks childish and perhaps a little stupid, adults aren't going to see it. Even if their favorite comic actor is on the Tonight Show introducing a clip where he pours urine all over himself - people still won't buy a ticket. I guess I misunderestimated America. Won't happen again, sorry about that.
I'm talking about "Land of the Lost," the movie I picked to come in #1 over the weekend. It was absolutely spanked to come in #3. "Lost" is a huge disappointment considering the amount of publicity it received.
On a lighter note, absolutely hilarious "The Hangover" has now been declared the #1 movie in the country, just skipping past Pixar's "Up." Despite a lack of huge stars, the movie benefited from great word of mouth and an even better trailer. Here's how the Top 5 came in.....
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Monday Movie Quarterback: 6/1
1. "Up" $68.2 million (One of the best films of the year. Can we get the Oscar race started now?)
2. "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian" $25.5 million (Another big Stiller weekend, even though he was ripped by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the MTV Movie Awards for looking like a monkey.)
3. "Drag Me to Hell" $16.6 million (No, not what I was thinking while watching T4. The only horror fare this weekend did well.
4. "Terminator: Salvation" $16.1 million (Huge drop from opening weekend last week. Wah wah.)
5. "Star Trek" $12.8 million (Best summer blockbuster of '09 thus far. Go see it.)
As for next week.....
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Box Office Forecast: 5/29-5/31
Disney/Pixar's "Up" seems like a lock to take the number one spot, but something about an old man in a house makes me hesitate a little bit. Families and kiddies might be drawn to take another spin with Ben Stiller's "Night at the Museum" sequel. But there is one big reason that won't happen.
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Want to be an extra in the "A Nightmare on Elm Street" remake?
They're in need of attractive women between 18-27 who are comfortable working topless (though they're calling the scene "tasteful"). Also they need teens 16-19 for a house party scene somewhere in the suburbs.
It all goes down June 1, 2, and 3 - for more info and an email to extra casting agent Joan Philo, check out BD's post on the matter here.
Pixar's Pete Docter talks "Up" with Marcus Leshock
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Movie News: Pacino as Dr. Death, 'Navigator' gets compliance
In other (disappointing) movie news, we have a remake of one of those bad movies you used to think was a good movie.....

