Working on my resignation letter from WGN

Much to my surprise, I was chosen as a  candidate to co-host on Regis&Kelly.  Since I did not campaign for this, I don't know much about it....but the voting starts Monday.  I imagine they'll show some video,  and/or  have clips on their website.

Nothing against Pat, but he's young and has a long career ahead of him.  I, on the other hand,  have little mouths to feed at home and I'm tired of waiting for the year-end WGN bonus.  Because, as I've learned,  'bonus' is actually two words at the Tribune Company.

I believe the co-hosting spot would be a temporary gig but you never know where things might lead.  Sitting next to the smooth, sexy, smart, Kelly would be like my bizarro world.  She's the anti-Robin.  I think we'd make a great team.

 I haven't won anything since I earned a fifth place ribbon in a youth track meet in 1976...when a fifth place ribbon meant something,   before the  "all kids are winners" philosophy and "participation trophies."

So WGN viewers---help a guy out---this week marks my 15th anniversary at WGN.  Cast your vote for me at Regis&Kelly's website starting Monday.

http://bventertainment.go.com/tv/buenavista/regisandkelly/contests/guestcohostsearch/index.html